Jokes from Laura Babnik, Director Assistant
Enough with the doom and gloom
Let’s lighten up! – “Laura”
Good to see that people can still find humour in a bad situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4fRfUs3CIY
“I wanna wash my hands.” Beatles parady
We are about 2 weeks away from discovering some people’s true colours
Nail salons closed
hair salons closed
lash salons closed
it’s about to get really ugly out here
Notice on a van: no cash or toilet paper kept onboard
Wouldn’t be ironic if Putin was brought down by a virus from China named after a beer from Mexico!
It’s the shoplifters I feel sorry for. There is nothing left to steal.
Before we all die of corona virus does anyone have a crush on me?
Anyone have a recipe to make toilet paper from a cauliflower as it is really easy to buy??
Day 2 without sports on TV. Found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently she is my wife. She seems nice.
Diary Day 1 Three hours into home schooling and one is suspended for skipping lessons and the other has already been expelled.
I wanted to do panic buying but I checked my account. I can only afford to panic!
Even in a disaster the vegan food shelf is still fully stocked
Anyone who is single be careful who you take home this weekend. You may be stuck with them for at least two weeks!
First time in history that we can save the world by laying in front of a TV and doing nothing.
Let’s not screw it up!
Technically showing up at a bank in a mask and gloves is OK
They said that you need to wear gloves and a face mask at the local supermarket.
They lied…everyone else was wearing clothes
Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it. I believe that it has a virus.
Just wait until the Jehovah’s Witnesses figure out that everyone is at home
I am trying to decide where I will go this Easter. It could either be the lounge or the bedroom.
On an online buying site:
How do you wish to pay
– VISA
– MASTERCARD
– PAYPAL
– TOILET ROLLS
Today’s Drink Special, “THE QUARANTINI”
It is a regular martini but you just drink it in your house all alone
(Authors unknown)
